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Whiff-Lash has been added to the May Black Phoenix listing


Addons and Full size are available until 5pm est May 10th 

Whiff-Lash
Oiled black leather, grease paint, and aftershave.


In Ajevie news, the Accessories page has had an update!  Some things have been added and some have gone away or changed.  All in all, it had a much needed tidy.  Pictures will be coming this weekend.  I was going to do them today, but I completely forgot to charge my camera battery after the last Lunacy event, hehe.  Lucky #9 Soaps will also be coming this weekend, here's a sneak peek...

Dr. Odd's Weird Brew
Sit down and relax with a cup of Coffee, Blueberries, Blackberries, and Mint!  Then get back to crossing Chickens with Gorillas and getting revenge on the fool's who mocked you, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Evil Psychic Watermelon
Help me it's getting closer and- AUGH! HAHA THERE ARE NO EVIL PSYCHIC WATERMELONS, THAT WAS A JOKE BY ME, A HUMAN, I LOVE HAVING LEGS AND A BODY DEVOID OF SEEDS.


In other news, I am happy to report that after a shaky hiatus ZOMG Smells has relocated to Hawaii!  Ariel and her wonderful mom are working hard on getting everything back up and running.  Here's a lil preview of scents that are coming soon...
 
Cake & Failure
Vanilla, sweet buttercream icing, neroli, stiff-as-cardboard fondant roses, a touch of petitgrain for the sour wang of despair, earthy patchouli root for deep-rooted fears, dirt to rub your face in for a really good wallow in misery before you graduate to catharsis, and milk to moo-ve on. Hoof it. You heard me. Don't stay cowed. 

Major Hottington
Creamy, smooth, sophisticated, and dirty. White ginger, sharp amber, classic old-fashioned masculine geranium, fancy polished boot leather, and boot-stomped dirty vanilla. I am not exaggerating when I say this is one of my favorite masculine scents I've made in years.

The Stuff
This actually happened because someone lamented a really expensive, recently popular French perfume being so expensive, so I asked what it smelled like... and then whipped something up in surprisingly little time that she said smelled just like it! Two sandalwoods, Atlas cedarwood essential oil, and a touch of bergamot turn into a remarkably sophisticated blend on any skin I've yet tested, classy as hell and really top-notch. Wear it to dates, interviews, defending your thesis, writing a novel, sculpting your next masterpiece-- anything where you want to to feel a little more confident and powerful. It's low-key and subtle, but ah-mazing.

Cheesecake-Hunting Saddle
Sometimes you need to saddle up and hunt some cheesecake. Need I say more? Saddle leather, sandalwood, a touch of oak and cedar, and a plethora of sweet treats from your local French bakery: cream cheese frosting, cream puffs, vanilla cheesecake, and a lingering hint of espresso to wash your sweet loot down.




Love & Luck,
Angi



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