Nui Cobalt April Fools (pre-order)

Nui Cobalt

  • $ 4.05

Only 3 left!

Slinks = .74 ml vials
Slonks = .92 ml bottles
Chonks = 2.3 ml bottles
Fulls = BNNU bottles from source

Pre-order* items have not yet arrived at my studio, but have been listed/ordered. Once it reaches us this collection will take 3 - 14 business days to process before it's shipped out to you. To estimate when your order is likely to be heading out, keep an eye on the Status of ordered items.

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Status: Ordered March 28th

 

~2020~
Bamboozle
A sweet scent for hope and optimism. Baklava: diaphanous layers of flakey, golden pastry, toasted pistachio, roasted chestnut, crushed almond, and a generous drizzle of spring harvest honey. Wear to banish discouragement and brighten dispositions.

Bollocks
An indulgent scent to help you keep a sense of humor when dealing with liars. Banoffee Pie: golden toffee conjured from sweetened condensed milk, sauteed spiced bananas, and a crumbly crust of butter biscuits.

Flim Flam
A beautifully balanced concoction to ease anxiety and calm the mind. Lush Phillipine mango with steamed sticky rice and a decadent drizzle of coconut syrup. Wear to settle down, center yourself, and see with clarity.

Hoodwink
A soothing scent for rest and replenishment. A tall glass of Thai iced tea sweetened with Tupelo honey and swirled with vanilla rice milk. Wear for relaxation and to get a good night’s sleep.

Horsefeathers
A sumptuous scent to help you keep your cool when people try to pull the wool over your eyes. A traditional Arctic Roll: vanilla bean ice cream wrapped in a blanket of yellow sponge cake and a layer of vibrant red raspberry jam.

Roguery
A tres chic scent to remind you of your effortless intrinsic fabulousness. Kouign Amann: a light and elegant puff pastry that takes the simplicity of buttered sugar rolls to the height of sophistication. Wear for a boost of confidence, comfort, and radiant self-esteem.

Shenanigans
A richly sensual blend for grounding and stabilizing. German Schichttorte: a sumptuous confection of layered yellow cake touched with lemon zest and rum, glazed with apricot and finished with a cloak of dark chocolate. Wear when you need to stay present and focused on the here-and-now.

Sophistry
A refreshingly tart aroma to wake you up and get you going. Chilled sparkling lemonade infused with elderflower blossoms, thinly sliced cucumber, and a pinch of grated ginger root. Wear to guard against fatigue and burnout.

~Returning~
Balderdash
An ebullient scent to lift your mood when the bastards try to get you down. Cherries Jubilee: jewel-bright Montmorency cherries poached in brandy and drizzled while still warm over vanilla ice cream.

Blarney
A bracing scent to steel your nerves and keep you calm in the face of mendacity.
Irish Breakfast Tea: the warm, tannic comfort of proper Cuppa sweetened just enough with a touch of honey and smoothed with cream.

Codswallop
A grounding and stabilizing scent to keep you rooted in reality when people attempt to gaslight you. Spotted Dick: a dense and delicious brown cake adorned with raisins, sultanas, and dried blackcurrants.

Flummery
A truly delicious scent to help you gain perspective when people try to twist the truth. Highland Flummery: toasted oats and warm heather honey folded gently into whipped cream and drizzled with a shot of Drambuie.

Hogwash
An elegant fragrance to keep you poised and polished when people try to throw you off balance. Shrewsbury Cake: simple, delicate, soft-baked butter biscuits (cookies to you American folk) scented with rose water and a scant pinch of lemon zest.

Humbuggery
An uplifting scent to keep you impervious to deception and shielded from malice. Pinapple Upside Down Cake: a delicious juxtaposition of tang and sweetness, caramelized pinapple, coconut cream, toasted hazelnut crust and baked brown sugar.

Malarkey
A comforting scent to ease your mind and sooth your nerves after dealing with dishonest people. Bread and Butter Pudding: twice-baked slices of soft white bread, salted butter, rich vanilla custard with a modest sprinkle of nutmeg and cinnamon.

Poppycock
A bright fragrance to banish confusion and illuminate the whole truth. Lemon Meringue Pie: frothy citrus sweetness in a toasted almond crust, with white vanilla peaks gently browned under a blowtorch.



 

Full sized bottles are stocked at Nui Cobalt. As limited edition collections, these scents will be allowed to sell out.