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Zomg Smells Holiday (pre-order)

$ 3.50

Pre-order* items have not yet arrived at my studio, but have been listed/ordered.  Once it reaches me processing takes 3 - 14 business days before it's shipped out to you.  To estimate when your order is likely to be heading out, keep an eye on the 'Status' of ordered items. 

Status: Ordered Nov 26th


Three Seasonal Scents
Hot Apple Pie
Warm apple filling spiced with cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, and allspice-- do not use for evil. It will make people hungry, and I always get comments when I go out wearing it.

Snow Cream 2018
Hawthorne, white musk, tonka. This is more the flavor of the snow cream and the feeling that you get, red-cheeked from chill, as you come back into the warm house to eat it.

So Incensed
Myrrh, frankincense, sandalwood, dragon's blood, red musk, champaka, nag champa, sweetgrass.


Three Headlines
The Headless Chicken Monster Eats a Small Japanese Island
Strawberry, watermelon, creamsicle, dragon's blood, ambergris, sweet musk, Japanese mint.

Remarkably Good Mimic Octopus Mistaken for Marine Researcher for Three Years
Red musk, coral wood, ambergris, frankincense, Puget Sound rain, saltwater.

Serpentine God of Chaos Apep Lovingly Embraces a Wolf-Rayet Star
Peru balsam, fig, glowing amber, myrrh, red egyptian musk, black musk, anise, sandalwood


Three Queens
Precious Cinnamon Troll
Literally a ZOMG-style cinnamon roll. The sassy, spicy brat with the sweet heart of gold.

Put On Your Jasmine Sandals
The starring-role jasmine scent we've been missing; jasmine, sandalwood, white egyptian musk, and a light rainforest shower. A classic, sensual beauty with an appreciation of nature, at home both indoors and out.

White Sable Stole
Vanilla bean, vanilla buttercream, white amber, and patchouli. This is the elegant, refined one with perfect eyeliner game and a dangerous smoulder.


Three Kings
Caryophyllene
Cloves, cinnmon, rosemary, black pepper, basil, ylang-ylang.

Myrcene
Mango, cardamom, lemongrass, myrrh (SHOCKING!), hops, bay.

Terpinolene
Apples, allspice, cumin, pine, lilac.

Decants=8x35mm vials, Minis=5/8 dram bottles. Full sized bottles are stocked at ZOMG Smells.  As limited edition collections, these scents will be allowed to sell out.

Quantities available for this product:
  • Hot Apple Pie / Decant : 1
  • Snow Cream 2018 / Decant : 0
  • So Incensed / Decant : 2
  • The Headless Chicken Monster Eats a Small Japanese Island / Decant : 2
  • Remarkably Good Mimic Octopus Mistaken for Marine Researcher for Three Years / Decant : 4
  • Serpentine God of Chaos Apep Lovingly Embraces a Wolf-Rayet Star / Decant : 4
  • Precious Cinnamon Troll / Decant : 4
  • Put On Your Jasmine Sandals / Decant : 2
  • White Sable Stole / Decant : 2
  • Caryophyllene / Decant : 5
  • Myrcene / Decant : 5
  • Terpinolene / Decant : 4


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